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This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof
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The Onion reflects on the discovery of the first lesbian, the joyous Hindenburg explosion, and the Sears Tower's challenge to God. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com

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FLYING? SPAGHETTI ...
By: Mewkip. on 25 May 12, 18:37:58
FLYING? SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

Niccolo knows his? ...
By: miguelin97223. on 25 May 12, 18:15:18
Niccolo knows his? shit

You got to wonder ...
By: rizzlecorn. on 25 May 12, 16:26:52
You got to wonder if The Onion's writer's do this kind of thing on purpose, just so they? can come here and masturbate to the comments section.

But if you look in ...
By: SamuelThomasRanger. on 25 May 12, 16:01:11
But if you look in the bible, god was never really the subtle type, he was allways making grand happenings and displayed himself for the world to see. I am just saying that ever since we have been able to? monitor these things, no display of godly interventions has ever been recorded, or there would be no debate. Let's face it, either god isnt caring about us anymore, or he simply never was.

That claim I do not ...
By: moearly. on 25 May 12, 15:57:51
That claim I do not agree with. God often works in subtle ways in everyone's lives, and miracles have occurred. Also, God did not specify? the time of the second coming, but one wouldn't expect anything more things to happen on a grand scale (which I think is what you meant) until then since Jesus already came.

The fact still ...
By: SamuelThomasRanger. on 25 May 12, 12:36:36
The fact still remains that god has not done anything for the last 2000 years, so why? fear him now?

Annnnd we're still ...
By: SteakMeister20000. on 25 May 12, 02:53:25
Annnnd we're still here. You, God sir, are a? little bitch.

Yeah,? like never ...
By: MrOmniblast. on 25 May 12, 00:25:02
Yeah,? like never lol

I"M EATING WONTON! ...
By: SageZane560. on 24 May 12, 22:47:14
I"M EATING WONTON! TAKE IT? IF YOU CAN GOD I BET YOUR GUNNA SIT UP THERE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH, MOTHER FUCKER.

I don't know what ...
By: moearly. on 24 May 12, 22:29:22
I don't know what you mean by "claims," perhaps since I consider everything you said to be obvious fact. If you want to hear what I think of these things that have happened, I? do have replies if you're curious to hear those. The prophets foretold the coming of Jesus; since Jesus already came, no new prophets would be relevant. Angels never wrote any books of the Bible; men did under the influence of the Holy Spirit. The rapture predictions were made by Protestants who were misguiding people.

Well, he's not ...
By: SamuelThomasRanger. on 24 May 12, 22:09:54
Well, he's not bothered showing up for the last two thousaind years or so, no new prophets or miracles, not even sending down one of his angels to bring us any new books, except for? that mormon guy. Not to mention that we have been promised fifteen raptures in these past few decates. I'll start fearing god when my pagan ways of living is punished like he used to do in the ol' bible. But I am genuinely curious, do you have any answer to these claims?

God doesn't answer ...
By: moearly. on 24 May 12, 21:47:12
God doesn't answer to our every challenge; He makes Himself known in the ways? He chooses.

According to the ...
By: SamuelThomasRanger. on 24 May 12, 20:46:33
According to the holy bibel it would work like that. Please tell me how your god is different from the same one worshipped from hundreds and thousainds of years ago, depending if you put your faith in the new or? the old testament.

not how it works...?
By: moearly. on 24 May 12, 18:40:25
not how it works...?

Oh, the? luminosity!
By: Tigercat919. on 24 May 12, 18:34:22
Oh, the? luminosity!

The sears tower is ...
By: Turbine68. on 24 May 12, 17:44:33
The sears tower is like fuck you god the tower of? babel got nothing on me.

lol there is no ...
By: ampthilluk. on 24 May 12, 15:44:51
lol there is no such thing as? god

indeed, all groups ...
By: Ichigo9913. on 24 May 12, 15:09:07
indeed, all groups have retards. mostly because the world is? filled with retards (and i don't mean the mentally disabled.) besides, preaching against religion would be anti-theism, wouldn't it? i'd go in deeper, but i'm in the comments section of an Onion News Network video. it wouldn't make much sense.

You mean the ...
By: vertigo0331. on 24 May 12, 14:44:51
You mean the universe? Because thats the only 'creator' we can? demonstrate

I agree, it's only ...
By: fugoff12232. on 24 May 12, 14:29:58
I agree, it's only offensive when they insult and make fun of beliefs both? spirtual and political that I don't agree with.

And if god? send ...
By: SamuelThomasRanger. on 24 May 12, 14:29:52
And if god? send bears to kill 24 children for calling one of his followers bald, I would think that he would have send a meteor or have another great flood or something...

If he was bothered ...
By: SamuelThomasRanger. on 24 May 12, 14:22:12
If he was bothered by? it, he would have let us know by now.

that is just ...
By: famisto. on 24 May 12, 06:51:28
that is just offensive I watched and enjoyed this onion news until now....what kind? of respect i'm I to have for a channel that directly insults our creator...

Oh the luminosity, ...
By: Macaqueish. on 24 May 12, 03:38:50
Oh the luminosity, the? gaiety!

Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
Posted by: TheOnion

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The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves.

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They were both? ...
By: wasabi1787. on 24 May 12, 20:12:48
They were both? idiots.

Because their lives ...
By: dragonsder. on 24 May 12, 05:42:54
Because their lives are as empty as an Obama supporter on withdrawal? and they fill the void by loudly voicing their political opinions.

hehehe! ?
By: MustacheVerra. on 11 May 12, 01:57:55
hehehe! ?

You need to sever ...
By: willieboynation. on 06 May 12, 06:38:18
You need to sever the spine or? destroy the brain....

This is real...in ...
By: HollaBack817. on 28 Apr 12, 03:23:50
This is real...in fact i have? some obama supporters in my neighborhood! O.O

half black.?
By: blastingcaps. on 25 Apr 12, 12:17:33
half black.?

I really dont have ...
By: Ianf610. on 25 Apr 12, 10:17:32
I really dont have any idea how he won...PoW veteran with SOME experience or some random black guy with NO? experience....hmmm

shoot? the fuckers ...
By: THESTOONKA. on 13 Apr 12, 18:46:11
shoot? the fuckers in the head please

Probaly fake might ...
By: bdoghuang77. on 10 Apr 12, 00:07:05
Probaly fake might be? real I dont know

got to love Onion ! ...
By: Cnupoc. on 03 Apr 12, 17:26:46
got to love Onion ! FOREVER!?

the hidden message ...
By: Cnupoc. on 03 Apr 12, 17:24:34
the hidden message in this video: Obama supporters = zombies ^_^ ?

Good to see some of ...
By: lordtalon69. on 03 Apr 12, 06:24:41
Good to see some of the republican complainers went back to see? that the onion makes fun of both parties equally.

Messenger bag....? ...
By: perfacetus. on 02 Apr 12, 14:21:19
Messenger bag....? lol

BS? propaganda ads ...
By: applesuaceSUCKS. on 02 Apr 12, 00:37:54
BS? propaganda ads -.- whats happening

Maybe if he wins, ...
By: MrAmerica1995. on 29 Mar 12, 02:19:04
Maybe if he wins, which, as much as I'd like him to, he doesn't seem? very likely to now.

lol, so. "The Onion ...
By: MrBeastknows. on 27 Mar 12, 23:42:40
lol, so. "The Onion" is? obviously made by trolls.

Nah dip sherlock? - ...
By: foreverskrillex. on 24 Mar 12, 17:38:51
Nah dip sherlock? - insert meme -

Ron Paul's? future ...
By: AndyVazquez92. on 23 Mar 12, 19:46:17
Ron Paul's? future supporter's??? Yes.

lol?
By: TheNiteowll. on 18 Mar 12, 20:59:09
lol?

When you get an ...
By: TheNiteowll. on 18 Mar 12, 20:58:35
When you get an answer to that, hit me? up in an email LOL

Heh, Because? ...
By: Shuttheheckup735. on 18 Mar 12, 19:05:14
Heh, Because? they're dumb?

Here's a question. ...
By: Cantstopthebaddancer. on 18 Mar 12, 13:21:00
Here's a question. Why do people get so into arguing about politics on a video from the Onion??

Ever heard of ...
By: joe579003. on 17 Mar 12, 07:02:47
Ever heard of Austin, Texas? It's the? hipster cesspool of the midwest.

did you see the ...
By: Malic2094. on 16 Mar 12, 05:29:13
did you see the intro??? how can you? think this is fake after such an intense opening?

The real question ...
By: Nemsault. on 15 Mar 12, 09:03:08
The real question is do you? realize "corportocracy" is not a real word.

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
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Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.

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?????????????????? ...
By: natunatunatunaut. on 25 May 12, 22:08:56
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Somehow this video ...
By: honsiong. on 25 May 12, 14:32:09
Somehow this video reflects? our news reporting industry XDDDDD

If I ruled? the ...
By: BoaVenom18. on 25 May 12, 05:03:50
If I ruled? the world, this would be the only legal news source

??????????????????? ...
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That's funny as ...
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That's funny as hell?

This Video? is ...
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This Video? is perfect!

'And here's some ...
By: Higuysize. on 23 May 12, 09:34:43
'And here's some footage? of congress' 'Yes i see that.'

i? know it's bunch ...
By: Brian Dixon. on 23 May 12, 05:00:17
i? know it's bunch of bullshit you know

Cool fucking story? ...
By: rgaud8. on 23 May 12, 01:59:33
Cool fucking story? bro.

I was looking for ...
By: feignswifty. on 21 May 12, 10:13:44
I was looking for the black dildo o faggetry for nexius asshole, then i relized that mailbox 3 point 2 was the faggest mailbox in the world, so I? bought it from that old looking dude then putted the dildo in his ass and fucked him so good, smileyface. I am looking for some advertistements for my new fagsite it is really cool and sponsored by faggayzer and it is so called, yäh yäh. I am looking for new fag friends to fuck so good.

You can turn off ...
By: Wafflepudding. on 19 May 12, 11:38:16
You can turn off the? ads in your youtube profile, as long as you're not a youtube partner.

31 second? ad? You ...
By: norevelation. on 19 May 12, 07:30:03
31 second? ad? You ain't that important, onion.

every motherfucking ...
By: Brian Dixon. on 19 May 12, 06:17:44
every motherfucking bullshit that i fucking deal with every fucking day? is all of these goddamn niggers, gorillas that want to fucking beat the hell out of my fucking door, them wiping their fucking hairy ass on my fucking window is fucking bullshit that i fucking see

i fucking hate ...
By: Brian Dixon. on 19 May 12, 06:09:32
i fucking hate niggers i'm the motherfucking KKK MOTHERFUCKERS!?

reminds me? of the ...
By: Dramwisk Cosley. on 17 May 12, 11:51:14
reminds me? of the sublime and o-so-wonderful brass eye

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The comments ...
By: Turian100. on 16 May 12, 02:36:31
The comments contain 50% more? bullshit.

??????????????????? ...
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This is all ...
By: 1Shalnark1. on 15 May 12, 16:48:55
This is all bullshit lies and? media propaganda, and I haven't even watched it yet.

this is some? nice ...
By: subriscus. on 13 May 12, 22:53:42
this is some? nice bullshit.

Retarded? bs!
By: kanopone. on 13 May 12, 07:02:54
Retarded? bs!

Umm I find this ...
By: ReptileDude511. on 13 May 12, 03:00:09
Umm I find this bullshit more interesting than the bullshit on news about celebrities and? other bullshit.

I believe? that old ...
By: overbanked. on 12 May 12, 20:48:30
I believe? that old man, without question.

LMMFAO X-D?
By: KNOCKSTARdotcom. on 12 May 12, 11:50:37
LMMFAO X-D?

This is the kind of ...
By: miamiwildflower. on 12 May 12, 03:22:35
This is the kind of "news" I could definitely tune into... hahahaha... It'd be priceless if real news anchors spoke? this colorfully! hahahaha! Fuckin love this bullshit! ;-)

Behind The Pen: How Marriage Works
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Onion editorial cartoonist Stan Kelly is one of the world's top opinion-makers. He gets up close and personal in this new video series. See the cartoon, Holy Matri-Money, here: onion.com Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com

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INSIGHTFUL.?
By: moodswyng. on 25 May 12, 19:16:57
INSIGHTFUL.?

Yeah,? it's ...
By: lusteraliaszero. on 25 May 12, 16:49:03
Yeah,? it's fantastic

I seriously? love ...
By: TheRadicalOneNG. on 25 May 12, 03:08:50
I seriously? love this and hope more Behind The Pen is created in the future.

410 people are? ...
By: someoldcliche. on 24 May 12, 21:37:38
410 people are? backstabbers

I always like how ...
By: Tigercat919. on 24 May 12, 18:33:07
I always like how most of his strips feature? the Statue of Liberty with a tear coming from her eye.

I'm not sure what ...
By: TheSandvichTrials. on 24 May 12, 15:14:03
I'm not sure what comment you're looking at, I clearly stated he started. "Delusion or complete lack of knowledge of the results of any polls for the last? 6 months." - CouchPatato "oh yeah? what polls? are you looking at? the ones from cbc cnbc and fox and the like that are all owned by vicom?....." - You "cite the polls you are referencing that show that paul has any chance" - CouchPatato So basically, "You don't know shit about polls" "You're just looking at the wrong polls" "Show me yours"

im not sure what? ...
By: iamLI3. on 24 May 12, 14:55:48
im not sure what? conversation you're looking at , i was never the one who started talking about polls.....

Not in the same ...
By: TheSandvichTrials. on 24 May 12, 14:43:37
Not in the same words, but you start? taking him on on the polls part, talking about how he's mistaken, which clearly means you must think you know more about it.

i claimed no? such ...
By: iamLI3. on 24 May 12, 14:35:01
i claimed no? such thing......

He assumed you ...
By: TheSandvichTrials. on 24 May 12, 14:11:27
He assumed you lacked any knowledge of polls,? you claim otherwise, he wants to see which polls you get this info from. Confusing, eh?

k again , "i asked ...
By: iamLI3. on 24 May 12, 04:49:36
k again , "i asked a question , you then said "lack of knowledge of the results of any polls"? , i asked you what polls you're talking about , then you say "cite the polls you are referencing" i gave you links , you gave me some political blog names im? assuming , you still haven't even made it clear what it is you're talking about here......

stan kelly, what ...
By: thatssomething1. on 24 May 12, 03:19:46
stan kelly, what are your? views on gay marriage? cartoon pronto please!

Youtube videos that ...
By: CouchPaladin. on 24 May 12, 02:21:53
Youtube videos that aren't even trying to be subtle about their bias are not sources, link to actual polls. I was talking about pretty much all polls, i try to keep up to? date on all of the offical ones. Gallup and Politicio are two good ones, and they show pretty clearly that paul has no chance.

Ill give you that! ...
By: ProtoAlphaDog. on 23 May 12, 20:47:05
Ill give you that! Very true indeed. And the? average youtube user agrees ironically...

I only laughed when ...
By: GabinRevolution. on 23 May 12, 20:37:47
I only laughed when it was over because I realized it had no point.?

I wish I had? this ...
By: CrapTurret94. on 23 May 12, 17:36:31
I wish I had? this guy's voice.

watch?v=APQVGfGLoYE ...
By: iamLI3. on 23 May 12, 16:34:09
watch?v=APQVGfGLoYE watch?v=zm9H1ojpIlA watch?v=hANPUKl0XpQ it's really not that hard to do a quick search on what's actually happening in the world around you :l ...... hey wait a second i just realized , the op made a claim , i asked a question , you then said "lack of knowledge of? the results of any polls" , i asked you what polls you're talking about , then you say "cite the polls you are referencing that show that paul has any chance"?? well come on buddy , where's you goods then eh?...

anyone with a mind ...
By: iamLI3. on 23 May 12, 16:29:44
anyone with a mind functioning with predictive models will realize that building 7 was a controlled demolition when they look at it? , the original comment i replied to cast skepticism of the us government's involvement in that false flag attack , did you even bother reading the conversation you're replying to?.... hhmmmm i can only seem to find mention on a wiki page that jp morgan was of catholic heritage , tried some searching but im coming up dry for this......

I know what ...
By: CouchPaladin. on 23 May 12, 15:43:51
I know what building 7 is, but you gave it no context so its essentially just random words. cite sources for the heritage of the owners? of banks please cite the polls you are referencing that show that paul has any chance

you're replying to ...
By: iamLI3. on 23 May 12, 15:33:29
you're replying to a comment about the false? flag attacks that happened on septemer 11th 2001 and you don't even know what building 7 is ._. kindly stfu gtfo or go fucking educate yourself..... irrelevant reply to a relative question you mean , banks control this society , and it's to my knowledge the majority of families that run said banks are of jewish decent oh yeah? what polls are you looking at? the ones from cbc cnbc and fox and the like that are all owned by vicom?.....

<3?
By: ikt123. on 23 May 12, 15:12:00

Is it just? me or ...
By: SarahB360. on 23 May 12, 14:39:22
Is it just? me or this a ripoff from nostalgia critic's night at the crystal palace shorts?

Random words ...
By: CouchPaladin. on 23 May 12, 14:30:25
Random words Irrelevant question Delusion or complete lack of knowledge of the results of any polls for the last? 6 months. Now we know how to comment the iamLI3 way :D

I love? you
By: Br3akinghabits. on 23 May 12, 07:02:45
I love? you

lol loved? it
By: Ivan951. on 23 May 12, 03:01:28
lol loved? it

$Pop Star\$

Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall
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Multi-millionaire pop sensation, K'ronikka, appears on Today Now! completely unaware that she is responsible for the deterioration of civilized society. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com

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The song at the end ...
By: TheStimpyland. on 25 May 12, 18:50:45
The song at the end is legitimately better than Stupid Ho. Jesus? Christ.

"New K'Ronikka duet ...
By: TheStimpyland. on 25 May 12, 18:48:31
"New K'Ronikka duet with LMFAO may cause mass suicides." LOL.?

Close your eyes ...
By: OftaPoftaRofta. on 25 May 12, 16:17:44
Close your eyes while listening through this video and your? opinion will change.

booty wave actually ...
By: ApostleOfDub. on 24 May 12, 00:33:04
booty wave actually sounds alot better? than most of the contemporary bull shit im force fed through my radio these days.

I kind of want ...
By: kittecat963. on 23 May 12, 20:28:36
I kind of want onion to take this video off, release the song on itunes, upload the music video and wait for? the song to climb to number one.

....why did i like? ...
By: 2slick2stick. on 23 May 12, 18:17:25
....why did i like? the song......why?

where? can i buy ...
By: willam123098. on 22 May 12, 09:08:57
where? can i buy her album?

lady gaga? ?
By: PFCelis2. on 22 May 12, 07:34:02
lady gaga? ?

This is? so ...
By: VVP. on 22 May 12, 01:57:59
This is? so realistic!

I'm really ...
By: farhan00. on 21 May 12, 21:41:39
I'm really impressed? by the writers' range of vernacular. They know slang like "I just do my ish" and the amazing intro monologue.

booty and wave.... ...
By: willam123098. on 21 May 12, 11:20:52
booty and wave.... booty and wave~~~~?

I would actually ...
By: Pankrakens. on 21 May 12, 01:54:17
I would actually want this song to play on the radio. It's a lot catchier and has more? creative lyrics than any of the other stars today.

well it's a? ...
By: FlashFire40. on 20 May 12, 22:43:03
well it's a? hilarious video / song. no problem there right?

If you're? being ...
By: Ablossey. on 20 May 12, 20:04:47
If you're? being serious you're part of the worlds problem.

even worse, the ...
By: SuperBallashotcalla. on 20 May 12, 10:25:51
even worse, the interviewers are hired by the? same people as the musicians so they will fall all over themselves praising these 'artists'...at least here the interviewers realize how bad the musician is

Sorry? Onion, the ...
By: formless777. on 20 May 12, 08:02:57
Sorry? Onion, the reality bar is sooooo much lower than this.

Oh no ...? I can't ...
By: labarum312. on 20 May 12, 04:49:00
Oh no ...? I can't get this song out of my head .... AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

maby it is a fake ? ...
By: sDiatyn. on 19 May 12, 13:05:14
maby it is a fake ? but still- bad song, ugly girl, not funny girl, hate the girl. ?

the girl shows the ...
By: sDiatyn. on 19 May 12, 13:03:21
the girl shows the new generation very good.? the new generation is very down standart.

no,? thanks ^^
By: sDiatyn. on 19 May 12, 13:01:54
no,? thanks ^^

is this chick? ...
By: Unicron. on 19 May 12, 12:57:10
is this chick? someone famous ?

Please stop. ...
By: SuperAng26. on 19 May 12, 05:23:59
Please stop. LOLOLOL?

I have to admit, I? ...
By: Derekinstpete. on 19 May 12, 04:51:34
I have to admit, I? DO want to ride that booty? wave. Badly. sadly.

this is the first ...
By: LTN000. on 19 May 12, 00:18:41
this is the first video where the onion did not exaggerate a single bit...there are even? worst songs nowadays...

Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself
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Today Now! welcomes Linda Johnston, the inspiring woman who made history by talking about herself continuously for over fifty hours. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com

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I know a girl ...
By: MckyMseNTarotCrds. on 04 May 12, 23:23:00
I know a girl exactly like this too....um, actually pretty much every girl I've ever met in my entire life is exactly? like this.

i have? old son and ...
By: grahamkeithtodd. on 02 May 12, 17:59:46
i have? old son and she was fantastic! ;-)

I think? I would ...
By: CarAndMyGuitar. on 30 Apr 12, 16:51:55
I think? I would make a pretty black woman

-ing in my business ...
By: AquariaSpirit. on 29 Apr 12, 15:13:41
-ing in my business because she always butts into whatever I happen to be doing on a computer like she might catch my cybering but I never do that lol. But anyways I just shut the door and locked it thinking that she would go away? so I looked below the crack at the bottom of the door and I saw her feet standing there so and opened the door and I feaked the fuck out because she put the same mask on AGAIN and I rotflmao because I didn't expect her to still have the stupid-ass mask on so I got extr

I was watching this ...
By: AquariaSpirit. on 29 Apr 12, 15:09:03
I was watching this video on my computed and I got to about 1:51 and I heard a knock on my door and that's when I just paused the video to see who was knocking at my door. When I opened it my freaking sister was wearing a creepy Hillary Clinton mask and it scared the crap? out of me. I screamed like a girl but then I busted out laughing and I was freaking hilarious but you won't think it's hilarious because you just weren't there. So my sister asked what I was watching and I told he to stop gett

lmao! you said I ...
By: tjgkuragari. on 23 Apr 12, 22:29:39
lmao! you said I was aiming to bed them that is hilarious! nice replacement for? not saying the other word lol :D

this reminds me of ...
By: xxfobluvaxx. on 22 Apr 12, 23:05:58
this reminds me of this one time my friends said i talk about myself too much. and it's like, no i don't?? of course I don't! there's not even much to talk about me! well maybe i talk about myself sometimes to give a story or something, because honestly i'm full of stories. like one time i was at a camp with all my friends and i was telling stories about when i went to hawaii for a month ten years ago and everyone stayed awake for the whole time. i don't talk a lot of course i don't people are j-

2:02 :D?
By: bender183. on 21 Apr 12, 18:17:24
2:02 :D?

I? think I would ...
By: nickauff1234. on 19 Apr 12, 19:05:24
I? think I would make a pretty black woman lolol

lol?
By: D4rQW4v3. on 19 Apr 12, 18:50:56
lol?

Did it really take ...
By: republicofsandles. on 19 Apr 12, 11:44:30
Did it really take 4 days for someone to punch her in the? face?

"Eric? Cantor Dead ...
By: xJoeEDangerouslyx. on 14 Apr 12, 13:11:11
"Eric? Cantor Dead of Heroin Overdose" is probably the best Onion scroll ever.

i love how ...
By: SleepyQuake. on 13 Apr 12, 12:56:51
i love how onionnews is dumbing everything down. these extensive "video explanations" of the satire goes way beyond what it should. either im too? tired or i just dont think this is funny

As a guy, I ...
By: HO1ySh33t. on 13 Apr 12, 02:10:26
As a guy, I actually out-talked women like her. They? make for easy trolling practice. I keep questioning their validity and credential, and drag them into circular logical reasoning slugfest. When their brains keep up with their mouth, they're already frustrated enough to shut up. Still, not a good strategy if I was aiming to bed them...

So? does duct tape. ...
By: crinos43. on 12 Apr 12, 18:48:20
So? does duct tape. :)

I have someone like ...
By: Jose T Puello. on 12 Apr 12, 18:29:36
I have someone like that in my leadership class...the worst is that in leadership u have to talk about urselve?

I swear to god i ...
By: SouthernOregonOrgani. on 12 Apr 12, 08:41:12
I swear to god i know? some one just like this. We dont hang out too often that much either...

That chick? is hot.
By: 69poonhunter69. on 11 Apr 12, 23:06:18
That chick? is hot.

...putting? one's ...
By: TheYouwontgetit. on 11 Apr 12, 18:02:30
...putting? one's cock into their mounth helps while meeting such females...

Sexist... but? ...
By: ToothpasteCannon. on 11 Apr 12, 01:26:35
Sexist... but? FUCKING HILARIOUS.

God, I felt like ...
By: 0Heavy0Metal0. on 06 Apr 12, 03:07:05
God, I felt like punching her too! I? would not last five minutes with her. lol the hosts are both trying to be polite, but are thinking "STFU".

i love jim and ...
By: jeremimi. on 05 Apr 12, 18:43:17
i love jim and traceys look at 1:49?

This isn't a real ...
By: MoldytoasterMedia. on 05 Apr 12, 08:43:17
This isn't a real news network, this is a? satirical video for comedic? purposes.

...i love you?
By: writersblock91289. on 04 Apr 12, 22:42:28
...i love you?

Is that Lyndsay ...
By: NAFmunchausen. on 03 Apr 12, 18:21:22
Is that Lyndsay Wagner??

'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
Posted by: TheOnion

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An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the US government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. More coverage at: onion.com

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Over ...
By: theoutremerlibrary. on 25 May 12, 21:22:45
Over 120m0ssadagents(plusExplosives)were ARRESTED in connection with this crime ag ainst humanity. Only to be sent 'home' as he roes. See"WarWithIranCalledOff?israelisThe Threat","ExNavySealTalksAboutFalseflagterr orism"(BillWoods),"DrAlanSabroskyUSmilita ryWarCollege". Learn 'who'are killing Our? tro ops and setting upAlQaedaCells while disgui sed asMuslems. Also caught robbing(harves ting)organs from their victims....Us !

you doknow this was ...
By: reksub10. on 25 May 12, 14:52:21
you doknow this was a sketch for a site called the onion,,look in the more info section its under the comedy category ...some of their other sketches are quite funny aswell ,they do alot of parodies,,they did a good 1 in a congress mock up...disregard this? comment if youalready knowall this

thats so true..lol? ...
By: reksub10. on 25 May 12, 14:47:52
thats so true..lol? wasnt it ghandi who said "in a minority of 1 the truth is still the truth" ..apperently he was a very wise man ...

You know whats ...
By: Turner9090. on 25 May 12, 11:36:29
You know whats funny I heard the other day on some Video on you tube there was a clip of Osama walking up a hill with hundreds of "al ciada" running up the hill with ak's and ski masks and someone said they were actually civilians paid to do it like extras in a movie...just think about? it..I was laughing

why? is osama safe ...
By: turtlliwdnifuoyehthr. on 25 May 12, 07:25:49
why? is osama safe in..... somewhere...

The Christian bible ...
By: Nyxlave. on 25 May 12, 00:54:34
The Christian bible doesn't tell people to celebrate Christmas, either. But it is just as much a part of Christianity as anything else is. The traditions of a religion are inseperable from the? religion itself. And I dare you to try telling a Jewish Rabbi otherwise.

Since when do Al ...
By: prosperity2all. on 24 May 12, 23:43:51
Since when do Al Qaeda reps hop on TV interviews because they're pissed about people thinking the US is behind the attacks. These idiots were probably hired by? the CIA to get on there and state Al Qaeda was behind the attacks so nobody finds out the truth that the US and Mossad did it.

Truth is what? is, ...
By: BaboonLoveMonkey. on 24 May 12, 12:32:03
Truth is what? is, regardless. Not what someone believes.

"Dissent is the ...
By: CongressmanMck. on 24 May 12, 11:30:28
"Dissent is the highest form? of patriotism" -Thomas Jefferson

yeah butmany a true ...
By: reksub10. on 24 May 12, 03:39:29
yeah butmany a true word is spoke? in jest

WHAT IS THIS ALL ...
By: FireTacoProductions. on 24 May 12, 02:10:35
WHAT IS THIS ALL THE COMMENTS? ARE PARAGRAPHS.

..I wanted to see? ...
By: ScoTTishN1NJA. on 23 May 12, 23:41:20
..I wanted to see? the baby pandas :(

Nowhere, I mean ...
By: Liborn Vejseli. on 23 May 12, 20:29:37
Nowhere, I mean absolutely nowhere does the Qur'an say anything about wearing a certain dress/shirt, or growing a beard, and the age for marriage is when you hit puberty. "O children of Adam, we have provided you with garments to cover your bodies, as well as? for luxury. But the best garment is the garment of righteousness. These are some of God's signs, that they may take heed." (Qur'an 7:26). Please do not mix tradition with religion of Islam.

The Qur'an (The ...
By: MrGrand231. on 23 May 12, 17:31:43
The Qur'an (The Islamic Holy Book) is a failed piece of fiction. Most people who claim to be Muslim are dreaming of being a truck driver from Ohio? with a Chervy truck and weekly beer and pizza night with the guys playing cards. Not wearing a dirty dress/shirt, greasy beard and eating spicy rice prepared by a chubby woman with fat ankles who he was forced to marry at age 12 by some perverted cleric who has a face permenantly covered by a cloth.

I tried to make it ...
By: yfromskyaist. on 23 May 12, 00:50:18
I tried to make it apparent that? I had no bias, it was just from studying the individual conspiracies. If you have a different opinion, tell me. But let's try to keep the flaming to a minimum, it just makes one look ridiculous and narrow-minded.

(continued) As I ...
By: yfromskyaist. on 23 May 12, 00:49:09
(continued) As I cannot remember off the top of my head the specifics, I am? trying to relay what I have concluded, so bear with me please. Can bombs cause the controlled demoliton? Yes. But does it mean that bombs are the only way the demolition came out relatively nice, without destroying its surrounding environment? No. In fact, many buildings were damaged in the area. Has there ever been any proof, security tape, or any kind that suggest a conspiracy? No. We just deduce from little pockets.

(continued) they ...
By: yfromskyaist. on 23 May 12, 00:45:51
(continued) they explained any situation I threw at them. What the conspiracy theorists said were entirely speculation. We orchestrated 9/11 because we? want to justify moving into Iraq, oil prices will rise, etc. These are entirely speculations with no evidence. The other side, however, only touched ideas such as steel never melts, but can fluctuate and degrade at high heat caused by jet fuel, and cause a demolition in an organized pattern out of a focal point. (continued)

And no one on a ...
By: yfromskyaist. on 23 May 12, 00:42:39
And no one on a youtube page can say they have the right to say they KNOW this is a conspiracy. These are all opinions. I have heard both sides,? studied both sides. No, it is far from my major of choice, my majors are not either polisci, psychology, social engineering, or any other major one might consider deals with interaction of people. But from what I studied, the non-conspiracy side gave me concrete evidence, reason, and if they didn't know, then they didn't know. Of course, (continued)

The evidence ...
By: yfromskyaist. on 23 May 12, 00:38:52
The evidence conspiracy theorist use are very... whimsical. Anyone can just *think* of an idea, and the fact is, with everything that is going on,people wish to blame it on? the illuminati, the high world powers, or any one figure. I'm sorry, but life is tough. Things like this happens in this hell of a life. Don't just point fingers at a higher conspiracy holding the common people down, because whatever life throws at me, I'm going to end up on top. I refuse to believe that I can't do it.

What people don't ...
By: yfromskyaist. on 23 May 12, 00:35:54
What people don't understand is, there is overwhelming support that this was indeed caused by a huge airplane crashing in a building... It's very, very, proveable. The conspiracy theories, in my opinion, have evidence here and there, but can also be explainable in the original scenario. And the last thing is, America cannot hold a secret. It's most expensive and most secret project, Manhattan Project, was so secretly kept, but the USSR knew? about it before the president himself did.

Nope?
By: InsanePickle007. on 22 May 12, 19:02:12
Nope?

AE911truth) ...
By: Headshothorror4488. on 22 May 12, 09:28:45
AE911truth) Pilots911truth) firefighters911truth) military911truth) TYPE NOW.? Experts/facts/physics

9/11 was obviously ...
By: jeremyjabber. on 22 May 12, 00:26:52
9/11 was obviously and inside job. Anybody who says differently is a complete fucking moron.?

The? WTC7 suffered ...
By: Hjernespreng. on 21 May 12, 19:28:18
The? WTC7 suffered structural damage from the towers collapsing, and had also a fire running rampant through the entire building for several hours that firefighters were unable to put out due to being pussy with the twin towers.

I would like to ...
By: kingpinlwf. on 21 May 12, 04:51:43
I would like to have Omar's? cell number...

$Domino\$

Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 99 seconds
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Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food.

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Homer Simpson says ...
By: reinhard earlin. on 23 May 12, 22:31:32
Homer Simpson says "Mmmmm.....garbage? pizza".

TheOnion is the ...
By: Charlie Jones. on 23 May 12, 03:34:29
TheOnion is the best troll ever.?

No, I'd rather ...
By: WasteTime4Passwords. on 23 May 12, 03:13:30
No, I'd rather watch the ads, again and again, a billion times and then bitch? about it.

Get adblockplus. ...
By: ASacredSpirit. on 23 May 12, 02:36:36
Get adblockplus. It's? free and works.

"The equivalent of? ...
By: MemeCircuit. on 20 May 12, 19:47:42
"The equivalent of? 5 Americans were killed in Afghanistan today." LMFAO!!

Same GODDAM ...
By: WasteTime4Passwords. on 20 May 12, 18:54:19
Same GODDAM advertisement YouTube!!! Geeze, I don't mind the ads, but change this crap sometimes. If you have us by the balls that much, create easy listening ads to piss off all these viewers. Cram it down our throats. After all, we'll watch, to get to see what we clicked. Cram some? Hip-Hop into the Alabamians, or hard rock down 90+ years old viewers. Go for the max piss-off effect.

The? Domino's Pizza ...
By: margeauxmargeaux. on 19 May 12, 02:19:45
The? Domino's Pizza Institute

Every time pizza ...
By: phdan123. on 19 May 12, 01:55:37
Every time pizza hut makes a? new pizza, an authentic pizza maker in Italy cries

more like half? of ...
By: ionyxOFFICIAL. on 15 May 12, 14:40:49
more like half? of afghanistan.

"in the final ...
By: martmelee. on 15 May 12, 00:21:45
"in the final stages of the study we? plan to just top the pizzas with actual garbage" LMAO!!!! xD

32.71 last count, ...
By: aseidel816. on 14 May 12, 22:00:20
32.71 last count, but the Afghan worthiness rate is growing faster than the American rates. We may live in a world one day where one American life is only worth 2 Afghans. ? I blame Obama.

you joked about ...
By: TheChosenPun. on 14 May 12, 02:11:09
you joked about that cheeseburger pizza in 2008 but pizza hut actually? made that a thing

im not a yankee and ...
By: MrOlson82. on 13 May 12, 04:34:25
im not a yankee and i agree but sweds are? pussys and the only thing you do good is take in the ass

what if i? was a ...
By: MrOlson82. on 13 May 12, 04:32:08
what if i? was a pizza with swedish meats balls

depends are you the ...
By: MrOlson82. on 13 May 12, 04:27:48
depends are you the guy who plays a fuckin retard commenting on? youtube

no just just lots ...
By: MrOlson82. on 13 May 12, 04:22:27
no just just lots of? butt raping and anal leakage

haha next time dont ...
By: MrOlson82. on 13 May 12, 04:19:26
haha next time dont take two months to reply, like i said nobody cares where you work, but anyway no problem. P.S when ever your done getting your ass pounded you can make me a pizza and limp your swollen ass over to my place, try not to get any of your ass grease on it,? hahaha have a good one

Death to corporate ...
By: TheRealRichardQueso. on 13 May 12, 03:58:47
Death to corporate pizza!!! LONG LIVE THE PIZZA LIBERATION ORGANIZATION!!!? Now on Facebook (shameless plug).

thanks for being an ...
By: xxchelsealovessyouxx. on 13 May 12, 03:28:40
thanks for being an asshole! fuck off!?

Lol I remember 2 ...
By: TheChickenRiceBowl. on 12 May 12, 20:29:44
Lol I remember 2 years ago when I first started watching The Onion and this was the first one I watched. I actually thought this was real. Lol I was? such a dumb ass.

The crust is really ...
By: Timstuff. on 12 May 12, 08:11:03
The crust is really thin, and there's not as? much cheese. :(

omly in america!?
By: PNUTSHUFFLEZ323. on 11 May 12, 01:01:37
omly in america!?

what's funny is ...
By: devw98. on 09 May 12, 20:36:41
what's funny is it's kind of? like this

Penus pizza- OH ...
By: KatHoneydew. on 08 May 12, 03:40:27
Penus pizza- OH THEY'LL STILL EAT? IT

The? news is fake ...
By: mscookieperson. on 08 May 12, 03:23:18
The? news is fake anything from the onion is fake

$Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is \$

Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
Posted by: TheOnion

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Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.

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1:12 "Benicio Del ...
By: TheNuclearTurkey. on 24 May 12, 23:14:49
1:12 "Benicio Del Toro signs deal? to star in Benicio-Del-Toro language film" HA

vitamin water ...
By: Timothy Blencowe. on 21 May 12, 14:52:40
vitamin water commercial was? epic!

Brilliant humor. ...
By: 0Heavy0Metal0. on 08 May 12, 15:27:38
Brilliant humor. Good? catch. You almost have to watch it three or four times to get all the jokes.

Yeah, you have to ...
By: 0Heavy0Metal0. on 08 May 12, 15:26:25
Yeah, you have to be careful with the Onion. They will slip so many things in that it's hard to? catch them all.

I was too busy? ...
By: jazzx251. on 07 May 12, 23:40:58
I was too busy? laughing at the main sketch to notice that - good spot! Hilarious!

this is cnn in? a ...
By: mepizzasmangled. on 06 May 12, 12:31:51
this is cnn in? a nut shell

I want to know how ...
By: Texan2525. on 05 May 12, 18:45:19
I want to know how these guys do not bust in laughter when the actors try and do? this

This is? silly.
By: 1985MANAmericana. on 01 May 12, 14:25:45
This is? silly.

2:13 "Democratic ...
By: HarukaJoge. on 01 May 12, 01:00:35
2:13 "Democratic Party? to change mascot from donkey to snake eating its own tail"

I don't know how ...
By: Kamehamayhem. on 01 May 12, 00:49:33
I don't know how these? people keep a straight face.

Press 5 for I? am ...
By: LazerFreak274. on 29 Apr 12, 22:28:23
Press 5 for I? am the law :')

I am the? law!
By: Spyderist. on 29 Apr 12, 02:41:18
I am the? law!

I? AM THE LAW!
By: qwerty200202. on 27 Apr 12, 15:04:00
I? AM THE LAW!

This? video is THE ...
By: Wafflepudding. on 27 Apr 12, 02:17:02
This? video is THE LAWL

This video? is " ...
By: Shadowcontheoriginal. on 26 Apr 12, 08:08:19
This video? is "Hella-Fuckin'-Balls-to-the-wall-awesome"

@ 00:17 you ...
By: Shadowcontheoriginal. on 26 Apr 12, 08:05:57
@ 00:17 you realized this may have? been fake...

Well, I'm a lawn.? ...
By: Kurtortonta. on 24 Apr 12, 16:23:49
Well, I'm a lawn.? Feel out of place here. :(

how the hell do ...
By: kimchiballers. on 23 Apr 12, 05:11:01
how the hell do these people keep a? straight face

I am the law?
By: kimchiballers. on 23 Apr 12, 05:09:11
I am the law?

im your moms? law
By: XtremeGaming123. on 12 Apr 12, 04:49:55
im your moms? law

i am? the law
By: JordiUp. on 11 Apr 12, 10:40:15
i am? the law

I? am the law!
By: wowzerinit. on 09 Apr 12, 20:06:14
I? am the law!

I AM THELAW?
By: 89Ingeniero. on 09 Apr 12, 16:46:37
I AM THELAW?

I am the law.?
By: STARSandBARS1994. on 08 Apr 12, 22:51:27
I am the law.?

I AM THE LAW?
By: casperado666. on 08 Apr 12, 17:52:03
I AM THE LAW?

'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Made Into Feature Film
Posted by: TheOnion

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Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the original 90-second story's vision. More coverage at: onion.com

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A? punching spree?
By: HHGHHG10. on 09 May 12, 04:21:49
A? punching spree?

yes thay? did.
By: LeinadNesterbegne. on 09 May 12, 00:57:18
yes thay? did.

They made that ...
By: AnUntitledStory. on 06 May 12, 03:25:36
They made that trailer? into a movie? FUCK!

You would? be ...
By: Kamehamayhem. on 05 May 12, 17:29:31
You would? be surprised at how vapid the average Youtuber is. I asurre you. You would be surprised.

sorry people arent ...
By: Dathinkingman. on 04 May 12, 10:56:09
sorry people arent as dumb as you take them to? be.

This a satirical ...
By: Kamehamayhem. on 04 May 12, 00:01:21
This a satirical criticism towards the superficial and degrading film industry, by? the way. Just a note for the slower people out there.

hilarious...again! ...
By: deltaboeing1. on 03 May 12, 10:05:50
hilarious...again! x lol?

If you like ...
By: MrSiDE100. on 25 Mar 12, 21:29:10
If you like dictators, stay in Libya and shut up you totalitarian freek.?

Surprised? I didn't ...
By: SuperWarking. on 07 Mar 12, 23:56:15
Surprised? I didn't see any "First!" "This sucks" "You suck" "retarded" or "Fag/fagggg" comments lol! (In-case no one gets this, watch the onion segment about the making a good video on YouTube contest)

Is this real? I'm ...
By: TheMagmagoblin. on 28 Feb 12, 18:45:08
Is this real? I'm pretending to? be stupid.

No, it's a? take on ...
By: plastique45. on 20 Feb 12, 05:46:16
No, it's a? take on how Hollywood films suck in comparison to their trailers which now show you EVERYTHING the movie has to offer in 90 sec.

how on earth does ...
By: abdurrahmanR. on 19 Feb 12, 18:46:16
how on earth does she keep that poker face going? the whole time?

It's joking about ...
By: Philweasel. on 16 Feb 12, 14:06:03
It's joking about fan reactions to adaptions, and how people cry doom because of adaptions made to fit it to different media instead of thinking how certain aspects can be brought out? by said media.

its funny because ...
By: aderandie2. on 14 Feb 12, 17:23:43
its funny because no one realizes that a trailer comes from stock footage of an already made movie or everybody does? and they'd rather just argue about a fabrication.

Punching spree? xD
By: soadratmetc. on 12 Feb 12, 21:04:05
Punching spree? xD

@youwontgetit No. ...
By: BBardz. on 07 Feb 12, 23:50:39
@youwontgetit No. You're not. This is? satire.

"fans? love her 3/4 ...
By: MEareCAT. on 07 Feb 12, 18:36:03
"fans? love her 3/4 of a second roll." LMFAO

damit! the movie ...
By: fermerwuvu. on 29 Jan 12, 22:20:17
damit! the movie ruined? the trailed =(

You Don't Say??
By: ludwigalain. on 20 Jan 12, 10:35:45
You Don't Say??

god the onion is ...
By: killagbz. on 04 Jan 12, 17:06:28
god the onion is so? fucking great . a punching spree! lol

Vagina?
By: Xorcrupt. on 30 Dec 11, 00:02:21
Vagina?

they? seem to be ...
By: Z0mbieS1ayer. on 28 Dec 11, 11:56:00
they? seem to be doing this a lot these days

oh? i get the joke. ...
By: machinmaman87. on 17 Dec 11, 16:07:34
oh? i get the joke. its that we americans like the trailers from hollywood better than the actual movies. i am inclined to agree

OLD YOUTUBE? LAYOUT ...
By: Bisondoof. on 13 Dec 11, 07:39:00
OLD YOUTUBE? LAYOUT I MISS YOU!

US dollar store ...
By: joshestokidgold. on 11 Dec 11, 20:54:18
US dollar store crap now equal to Canadian? dollar store crap haha

12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams
Posted by: TheOnion

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Two prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breasts.

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$Booker T & the MG\$

Booker T & the MG's - green onions - mod classic 60s
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Booker T & the MG's - green onions - mod classic 60s

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Al Qaeda Attacks Internet With Photo Of Adorable Piglet
Posted by: TheOnion

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Full coverage tonight at 10/9c only on IFC TV. The irresistibly cute photo was forwarded millions of times before servers collapsed. Original photo: yfrog.com

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How to Chop an Onion
Posted by: GoodHousekeepingMag

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Onions can lend a sweet distinct undertone to many soups, sauces, and stews. For more great videos check out: www.goodhousekeeping .com More from the World of Good Housekeeping: www.goodhousekeeping .com Subscribe to Good Housekeeping: subscribe.hearstmags .com -

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Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
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Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.

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$CIA\$

CIA's "Facebook" Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs
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Global video hits: 177296

from Onion News Network Season 1 Episode 9

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Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
Posted by: TheOnion

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Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study. More coverage at: onion.com

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$Booker T & the MG \$

Booker T & the MG 's - Green Onions (Original / HQ audio)
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Exactly what the title says. :)

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Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
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For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008. More coverage at: onion.com

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Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?
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With the economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whether it's time to stop throwing our money into a massive pit out in the desert.

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Romney's Super Tuesday Polls Surge After He Begins Flaunting His Wealth
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Instead of downplaying his millionaire status, Mitt Romney is now wearing fur coats and gold chains. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com

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All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
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Breaking News, officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart. More coverage at: www.onion.com

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Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?
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Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives. More coverage at: onion.com

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